LLOG BLOG #47: Broken Vision Boards, Empty Hearts / by Matt Everett

Murder City Devils.

Welcome back to the internationally respected Arts & Culture news leader, the LLOG BLOG.

Let’s first start off by saying that this is the second attempt at writing this issue, as the host of this online arts and culture magazine decided to CRASH my fxxking axx-sxxking, bxtch-axx, fxxkstick,jxxz-fxxk dog axxing computer as we were going to publish/print. So, expect far lower quality out of this second draft. (Which will be saved every fifteen fxxking seconds, Squarespace dxxkfxxks.)

Okay, Vision Board take-downs continued. Here’s some shxt from the vision boards we cleared last week. (Read last week’s LB to catch up.)

Blah blah. vision board

(I’m not even going to write comments in between.)

(fxxk you, Squarespace dxxkbag.)

Greeting card my grandma made of a painting that she painted.

Old business card. I wrote something funny previously. too bad.

Post card from a show in 2005. Francesca Sundsten. “European Birds of the Crow Family.” 2005. Oil on Canvas. 47 x 62-1/2.

I did write something funny about “dark arts, “ but fxxk it now.

Post card from thesis show 2002. who cares. MFA Thesis Exhibition 2002, Detail of “10:30, 11:30, One (2 of me).” 2002. Oil on Canvas. 120 x 103 inches.

(Whatever. Here’s another one)

Post card from art exhibition 2004. “At My Desk x 2” 2002. Oil on canvas. 96 x 102 inches.

… but check out the title on this show.

Barf. Back when art mattered. barf.

Mustache.

Labor Day Greeting Card sketch.

CD sleeve. Call back to “Dark Arts.” dark arts indeed.

(Dear Squarespace, I hope you feel good about your services, now.)

A sketch I saved that Mike G. did in like 1998. Boom.

Blah blah blah. more VB stuff next week.

Let’s go to LLLOG BLOG READER MAIL. See how everyone is doing at home during COVID-19… blah, blah…good to see everyone is staying sane. Let’s take a look:

Paris, FR

Toronto, Canada

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

Athens, Greece

Athens, GA

Sweden

Crooklyn, NY

Seriously, thanks for all of your reader feedback. Please keep the pics flowing. My bad attitude is not about you… it’s about technology. ugh. Anyways, please send in more reader comments, questions and pics to info@logmanindustries.com. Though we have been flooded with requests during this COVID-19 sitch, we will try to get back to each of you in time.

Now, for the love of fxxking all that is holy, can we please gat through this without one more crash. Wait… I’m going to save right now..

Okay, real quick. Let’s hit LLOG BLOG: ARTISTS OF THE WEEK:

This first guy is the OLDEST artist clocked in on this section thus far! Weighing in at probably around 150lbs (you do the “stones” or whatever conversion), this guy was one of the OGs leading up to the Renaissance…the heaviest of hitters, painting churches all over Italy for at least like 40 years… Born in ca. 1267… you guessed it! It’s GIOTTO!

Jesus checking in on a nude dude.

What’s going on with this dude’s elbow?

(Check in next week for specific painting information. I just don’t have it in me to re-type all of that shxt out.)

The next LLOG BLOG ARTIST OF THE WEEK is no slouch either! Though he has way less churches under his belt, this guy is an art production MACHINE! He has made probably way more than 100 paintings and here is one of them…

Monster thingy.

You guessed it! It’s CHIRP BRAKER!

pic of Chirp Braker.

That’s it. Blah. Blah. Loggy Day*

*whatever.

Right back at you, SQUARESPACE.