Nick Nolte.
As you know, Logman Industries strives to offer the BEST internet viewing experience on Earth. Well, feast your terra firma on this juicy bit...
Blast off!
That's just a sneak peak at the possible SUMMER 2016 product LMI might be offering! (oh man, it's going to be an exciting 2016!)
Meanwhile, The LMI Preservation and Archiving Department found this 11 year old jewel in the vaults this week...
Well, let's see what info this pretty little book holds..
There's some pretty funny stuff in there....
Page 1. Seriously.
I don't know why, but I think this one is very funny.
Weirdo-toleirdo.
That was INTERESTING.
Let's get back to something different...Oh, how about...
Future LMI RE-animated Projects . Let's check out what CRAPPY GARFIELD is up to...
That's pretty good...
oh. bummer.
"Dark, but pretty funny... in a totally awesome and genius-type of way." -NYT- 2018 on Crappy Garfield.
Okay. Maybe this next one will lighten up a bit...
Nope. He just doesn't like Mondays.
Oh, cheer up Crappy G!...
*This is just for humor. Drugs are not good, kids. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs!
Moving on: Sorry the new T-shirts aren't ready yet. We are working night and day to remedy the problem in the LMI Merchandising Production Department. Everyone has been fired and new crew and management is in training. The Shirts should be ready around... June? Fuck I don't know... I'm not in that department.
Here's your weekly sneak peak into the LMI R&D Labs:
It's a small movement away from traditional logs, which is frankly causing some tension in the board room. This one, too, has caused an uproar...
"Where are the white puffy gloves??? Why is everyone so against the white puffy gloves?!" -Debbie Woodlog, LMI Lead Design Tech.
We will try harder next week, Deb!
Further work on the Pirate Log. NBD. totally NBD.
Two notes for readers: 1) sorry for the crappy photography. We truly are working on improving that part of the LMI experience. 2) Visiting Artist interviews are loaded and ready to go... expect LMIVA1 on Thursday! YES! I'm PSYCHED!
Happy Birthday Cake!
Happy Birthday! (if your birthday is today)
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