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Holy Moly! Another big week at LOGMAN INDUSTRIES! (with this record, we should have over 100 investors by now!) Let's get it started right now with meeting notes of the week:
LMI: Detroit Offices checking in. Hey! Where is the LOGMAN APPROVED stamp for this?!
LMI: St. Louis Offices: Checking in and WORKING TOO HARD, if you ask me!
LMI: Paris Offices (obviously) checking in. French fish. Or should I say Poussin?
LMI: Seattle Offices: Unresponsive... still stuck in traffic.
Thanks for the many entries this week for "LMI WEEKLY MEETING NOTES." Unfortunately, we only have room for the above this week. Keep sending them in to info@logmanindustries.com... you will get one in there!
In other news, this just in from LMI: Dallas: Marketing and Merch Department:
"Well, Hi, Y'all! You jus' dun dare won't wanna believe what just arriyved hot owf th' presses..."
...the NEW LOGMAN INDUSTRIES GREETING CARDS: BIRTHDAY SERIES." Stay tuned! The LMI on-line store will be opening soon. (and, yes... Fabulous First Five Subscriber's Club will be getting theirs in the mail soon, gratis!)
Enough of that, check this out from the LMI:Cincinnati Creative Production Department this week:
Nobody in the LMI: Boston Creative Production Department knows what they are doing down in Cinci... this conversation was recently reported to LMI: Boston: Human Resources Dept:
Danny: "Well, no rest for the wicked down in Cinci."
Debby: "yeah, more like no rest for the wicked-retaaded!"
Danny: "Debby, how many times do we have to tell you you can't say things like that?"
Hmm. Meanwhile, they have really been PUMPING IT UP in LMI: Atlanta Offices! check this out:
WOW!
Also, LMI: Chicago Offices: Artistic Arts and Production Division is clearly excited that a certain HBO show is back on...
... It's a real GAME OF LOGS in the Windy City this week! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARDYFUCKINGHARHARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
And you know how much those LMI: Clevelanders love the ol' pig skin. Their LMI Creative Innovations Dept is currently working on an interesting FOOTBALL-PLAYING FLAPJACK project...
Interesting!
Last, let's go SOUTH OF THE BOARDER and celebrate some CINCO DE MAYO with our amigos in the LMI: Tijuana Creative Research and Development Department:
And that, my friend, is a TIJUANA TRIPLE-PLAY! YES!
Have a great weekend and follow us on Instagram (@logmanindustries) and Twitter (@logmanstudio)!
Do yourself a favor and GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING AWESOME TODAY!
Word to your mom and have a LOGGY day!*
*we are contractually obligated to say that.