Michael Bolton
Welcome Back, LOGMAN INDUSTRIES! One might ask, "WHERE IN THE SAM-SHIT HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS?!"
Well, I'll tell you where. Europe.
Anyway, we would be totally remiss if we weren't to honor the most famous Chicagoan on earth attached to the number 23...
Danny Logbarn. Go, Danny! Go!
It's been awhile, so let's catch up really quickly:
Free Couch.
That is a free couch, currently available just outside of the LMI: Seattle Creative Offices headquarters. Then there is this:
Kale Face! Kale Face. It's not about a celery, it's all about reality.
And you must catch up on this:
Crappy Garfield, By Jam Davis.
Jam's office will be posting an instagram of Crappy Garfield every Monday for the year 2017... or until LMI gets sued. We promise that they will be better than this one. Whatever. Check it out on Instagram at @logmanindustries.com. You won't be displeased.
And let's get you some LOG ART STAT:
Logman Classic.
Pumpkin Head Logman. Not scary.
Pumpkin Logman + weaponry. Scarier.
1978 Burt Reynolds Thursday rock: Very Scary.
you couldn't pay me to sit here. #Scariest doll in the world.
Sorry we don't have time to writ a whole lot this week. LMI is very busy trying to roll out the new LOGMAN INDUSTRIES SPRING LINE of log-based stuff that our creative writing and online media dept just doesn't have much time for this.
Next week we will though... so check it out next week. You'll be happier than a UNI-WHEELER wheeling past GRUMPY D'S!
Uni-wheeler wheeling past Grumpy D's.
Have fun and don't be an asshole this week. Get on Instagram and look at @logmanidustries. Screw Twitter. We don't do anything good on there anyway.*
*Just kidding Twitter. We love you.
Okay. that is officially it for LB#23. Be cool and have a loggy week.**
Whambo.
**We are contractually obligated to say this.