Paul Hogan: the richest man in Australia.
Welcome back to the Llog Blog! After a short vacation, the LOGMAN TEAM is back and better than ever. We would like to take a minute to catch you up on the last few months before we get to the current issues. Let’s start here:
Lemon Marshmallow.
Even this scary lemon-dude couldn’t scare me into getting this ice cream flavor. GROSS! However, it should be noted that the graphics are LOGMAN APPROVED!
Next, it should be noted that I had a dream last night about a person skating around in MOON-BOOT ROLLER SKATES. (sorry, no images available for that one. Wait… let me check on Google… Nope. Nothin’)
Next, Let’s look at the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES FAILED PROJECT OF THE WEEK (from a few months ago):
Source Material: Raphael’s painting…can’t remember the name. I’ll look in the book later.
We started a division to mimic famous paintings in paintings of water towers, which we were painting in paintings. Why? Because we thought it would look cool.
Well, it didn’t:
Logman Industries oil painting, 29” x 35”
As it turns out, it’s not easy to paint like Raphael. Hmm.
All is not lost… Throw a Logman on it:
Logman Industries oil painting
This one will be finished soon. Stay tuned for updates.
Oooh. And check out next week’s Llog Blog where LMI will attempt to paint like Caravaggio. That should work out even better!
In other Logman News, Logman Industries Intl designed and printed a poster for INTERNATIONAL CLASH DAY 2018! It was a few months ago, but it was on display at KEXP in Seattle, WA for a few months. It might still be there. Here is a photo of one of the botched prints. (“INT’L” is what it should say.) Thanks to INDEPENDENCE PRINTAGE for making the prints go!
The “doodles” are the bass line, dummy.
Regarding Paul Hogan: He is NOT the richest man in Australia. Logman Reps were at a recent fantasy football draft and mentioned that Paul Hogan was still rich from the CROCODILE DUNDEE movies and were viciously, verbally attacked for suggesting that he was the RICHEST man in Australia. Well, he’s not. And the FFL team picked that night is 0-3. Whatever.
crocodile.
Okay, to current issues… Yesterday (Saturday 9/22) one of our LMI representatives was on a construction site and, thinking that there was no one else on the site, walked up to the HONEY BUCKET and opened the UNLOCKED DOOR. To the LMI rep’s SEVERE DISMAY, there in the temporary toilet stood a giant bearded man with a parka on with his sweat pants down to the ground. Full frontal nudity. The affected LMI Rep also reported that “it didn’t smell good either.”
Severe dismay.
Thank you for returning to the LLOG BLOG and please check us out next week for more news from the forefront of the cutting edge of the art/culture industry. LOGMAN INDUSTRIES!
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Be cool and have a Loggy Week!*
*we are still contractually obligated to say that.