LLOG BLOG #27: The "Brat Trot": The October Running of the Wieners / by Matt Everett

Anthony Weiner. Too easy.

Yes! This is our FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR here at LOGMAN INDUSTRIES. The changing of the leaves in our northern offices, the sports in our eastern offices, the squash in our central offices and the seasonal beers in our… well… all of our offices!

October.

Just kidding. We have a policy against beer… or anything fun in our work areas.

October in our Boston offices: Break Time?

Let’s get directly into it! Why waste time? Let’s just start the first portion of the program right now…I mean why wait until later? Let’s just get it going…HA! (oh that bit never get’s old, right? Ha! HA!)

Anyways… First item of business for LLOG BLOG #27:

Remember when LMI: LLOG BLOG reported on some painting work LMI: Creative Aesthetics and Cultural Group: Atlanta (LMI:CACGA) did featuring some images from the painter Michelangelo Merisi aka Caravagggio?

“Head of Medusa” c. 1598-1599, Caravaggio: RAD!

Well, LMI:CACGA didn’t do that one, but here is the painting from which LMI:CACGA are working for their new project: “The Magical Things that Hill Billies See” Project

Detail from “The Musicians” c. 1595-1596

They used this “Musicians” image to start the second painting in the series “The Magical Things that Hill Billies See” …

“Mama, That Stone Dun’ Look Like it got a Caravaggio Face on It, Don’t it?”

Well, LMI:CACGA, Looks like that painting “got a drip on it, don’t it?” HA! HA! HA!

Seriously though, clean it up. And put some more details on those fingers. You can barely tell what that is a picture of. We will check in again in a few weeks.

Speaking of checking back in, let’s have a look that one from the LMI: Chicago Sports Aesthetics Something (see LLOG BLOG 25) (LMI:CSAS(sLB25):

“Water Tower Tennis Log #15”

(Will someone get Dan from the Chicago offices on the line… tell him to have his staff move all the shit off the shelves before they send in their friggin’ progress photos?!)

Oh… Sorry… I didn’t see you there. Looks like LMI:CSAS(sLB25) still has some work to do. We’ll happily check back in with them once we hear back from Manager Dan Logman up there in the Windy City!

(This just in from Dan: They promise to do better next time.)

Next… Let’s go to the LLOG BLOG READER favorite “LMI: EMPLOYEES’ PICKS OF THE WEEK FOR COOL ART THAT THEY SAW THIS WEEK”

This one is from the Dollar Shave Club thingy: Free Advertising: You’re welcome Dollar Shave Club

This one if from that church called the Sistine Chapel. Michelangelo did this one. (not the Caravaggio one mentioned before, BTW)

The Wiener Runner on the T-Shirts for the Brat Trot Race. Artist: UNKNOWN.

That was GREAT!

We’ve ran out of room for the other LLOG BLOG READER favorite: LMI: TEXT MESSAGE OF THE WEEK. We will report a real BANGER next week for that. Stay tuned.

Well, that’s it for this week. Please check in on Instagram (@logmanindustries) and really, seriously…

Do something nice for someone this week. If everyone did, just once per week, this world would get 150% better. immediately. We promise. We guarantee it.

…And have a LOGGY WEEK!*

*Still legally obligated to say this after all these years.