LLOG BLOG #41: Showing Art Work = Radical

Mike Dominguez. Rad.

This week, the LLOG BLOG takes a deep dive on showing artwork. Let’s have a close look on what’s showing this week:

Show poster: This is the way it’s done!

What would LOGMAN INDUSTRIES: DEPARTMENT OF ART, CULTURE AND CREATIVE make for a show of this caliber?

“Logman Sci-Fi: Fogged.” LMI, 2019. Acrylic on Panel.

“Logman Sci-Fi: Starry.” LMI, 2019. Acrylic on Panel.

“Logman Sci-Fi: Beep.” LMI, 2019. Acrylic on Panel. ~10” x 8.”

“Logman Sci-Fi: Meteor Shower.” LMI, 2019. Acrylic on Panel. ~10” x 8.”

Add a frame.

Always make it easy to display. (tape on a wall hook!)

The rest is history.

Check in next week for a full report from the opening. It should be a real EVENT!

Oh shoot!! The LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK! We almost forgot.

It’s Sean Connery.

Sean Connery is the winner.

Keep it Rad. Do something nice for someone. And, as always, Have a LOGGY WEEK.*

This article from approved by the LOGMAN CULTURAL ART COMMISSION OF APPROVALS OF AMERICA, LLC, INTL, LTD.

*still legally obligated to say this every week.

LOGMAN INDUSTRIES BONUS PIC OF THE WEEK!

“How can I keep from singing?”

LLOG BLOG #40: The Friendly Blue Skies.

LOGMAN INDUSTRIES: LLOG BLOG DIVISION made a pledge to it’s readers at the beginning of 2019 to post at least once per week for all of 2019. Well, this week we are playing catch-up… Enjoy this BLUE-THEMED episode!

Blue Cloud Paintings by LMI

Picture of the Sky. Wowwwww.

The Edge of a stack of plywood. (OSB, actually, but you probably already know that and have already emailed us rudely about the mistake.)

Look at those clouds!

Coffee house in Connecticut. Wow.

Wow. Look at those clouds.

Doesn’t that water tower in the back ground look like a UFO or something?

Two little fluffy clouds.

One little fluffy water tower.

Another cloud painting by LMI. (2016). (bad pic)

Yet another water tower. (note: blue, blue sky in the background!)

This is one of the best podcasts we here at LMI have ever listened to. Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) sits firmly on the level of Dan Carlin… and even Howard Zinn, in our history book! Check it out and tell a friend!

Okay, this one is just lazy. but it is blue.

That’s is enough for this week. LMI aims to get back on track next week.

OH WAIT! We cannot forget about the LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK again! (sorry about last week!) (Hey, “sorry about last week” is actually a good name for an episode of this online art magazine! Stay tunes.)

This week’s LBROTW is ….

Drum roll…

AUNT JOANNE! (confetti and popping sounds!)

Aunt Jo is the winner.

Okay… NOW that’s is for this week. Be nice and have a LOGGY WEEK.*

This volume of the internationally known arts and cultural news on-line magazine is officially APPROVED by the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES QUALITY CONTROLS AND APPROVALS DIVISION, Ltd, Llc.

*Still legally obligated to say this every week.

LLOG BLOG #39: Traditional Irish Holiday?

Sean Connery: Not traditionally Irish. Not at all Irish.

Though we are well past the holiday many of us love and cherish, the LLOG BLOG DEPARTMENT thought it would still make an intriguing report on some Irish arts and culture this week. Many other art-based news sources don’t have the courage to report on this sort of thing in this political climate. But the staff at the LLOG BLOG does.

What better way to start than to give the LLOG BLOG READERS a glimpse of how the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES: CHAIRMAN OF FOODS AND BEVS, Louie Loggerman spends St. Patrick’s Day. Check it out:

A little green to get us started.

Make a list.

Make soda bread.

Soda bread with Himilayan Salt and whole garlic cloves.

Baked. Better that way.

Picture of a green dumpster.

Prepare sweet potatoes, onions and regular potatoes.

Salt, Pepper and Guinness.

Corned beef on top. Cover and roast in oven at 275F for 6-7 hours. MMM.

Veggies in a crock pot.

Pick some fresh rosemary and thyme.

Corned beef in the crock with herbs, 1 cup coffee and (2) Guinness. 4 hours on low.

“No dogs or Irish.” Well, this guy is not invited AT ALL!

Dressed in nice socks and shoes.

Irish Butter. (for everything.)

Irish cheese. Japanese knife.

Set the table.

Okay, now we’re talkin’.

Roast your cabbage in oven for about 10 min on 375F with a little drizzle of sriracha or just seas salt and olive oil. Then it doesn’t get all soggy and gross.

Beef is done.

Three different kinds of beef. WHOA! Mmmmm.

Time to eat.

Most of the stuff was eaten.

Desert.

Well, that’s it! We will be back next week with more art and culture! Thanks for reading and stuff.

Do something nice for someone random this week and, as always, have a LOGGY WEEK!*

This episode of the internationally known arts and culture magazine it APPROVED by the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES CERTIFICATION AND APPROVAL COMMITTEE OF AMERICA, Ltd, intl.

*Legally obligated to say this.

LLOG BLOG #38: What is Art? Baby don't Hurt Me, don't Hurt Me No More.

Art Bell.

Welcome to LLOG BLOG #38! Wow! This week we are exploring the very essence of art.

What is art? Let’s explore…

Tree. Pretty, but not art.

Cluster Logs = art.

Water Tower photo = art. Sure it is.

Sketch for a greeting card = not art. It’s just a good, clever idea for a greeting card.

Spray-Painted Man-Hole (yet to be installed.) = art. (clearly.)

Flippin’ Birthday Cake = art.

Utility Box Art = could’ve been better.

Stamping, frozen plane = I don’t know. Art, I guess.

Nephew asked for a Velociraptor farting log. This is what we came up with. Sorry nephew. (& sorry LB Readers.)

Deviled Eggs in Process = Art.

Spray-Painted “Amway” (?) = art.

Nephew -requested “Mummy Farting Log” = art. (Note: He said this was a “really good one.”)

Pic of Chick Peas, Roasted = Art.

First Draft T-Rex = Not Art.

Second Draft T-Rex = 1/2 Art.

Full on Art.

Divine Beauty = Art.

Let’s do the LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK!

OHHHHHHH. Aunt Jo, you didn’t make it this week again. We are sure you will make it next week. Almost positive!

This week’s LBROTW is Tyler.

Tyler is the winner.

Alright, you made it through all of that, so you deserve this one… look at this pic for 30 sec. We promise you will feel a sense of awesomeness fall all over you. Enjoy!

That’s it. Sorry this one was late. Many of the LLOG BLOG team were on vacation this last week.

Whatever the excuses are, please go out and be nice to someone today. And have a LOGGY WEEK!**

This episode of the internationally-renown art magazine is APPROVED by the Logman Industries International Approval Committee of America Ltd Intl.

** Legally obligated to say this. Also, did you hear what the (item from safe subject) said to the (other item of safe subject)? Oh, it was a real (something none offensive) shoving that thing into (another non-offensive thing.) (smiley face, Thumbs up.)

LLOG BLOG #37: Squares

Huey Lewis.

Welcome to LLOG BLOG #37. This week we take a look at squares.

It should be noted by all LLOG BLOG readers that the square is apparently one of the most challenging shapes. Most things, as it turns out, are rectangular. Let’s take a look:

This Candle is Square. Nice work!

This snapshot of clouds is NOT square.

This pillow = square. (Though it’s kind of a ploppy square.)

Let’s go ahead and ask the EXPERT on all things that are a shape… LOGMAN INDUSTRIES CFO, Daniel Logman…

“Mr. Logman, how would you best describe a square?”

Oh. okay.

… So what else is square? Let’s have a closer look:

Crosswords = square. YES!

Print-offs of scans of photos of your uncle playing hockey in the early ‘80s = NOT SQUARE.

Sidewalk = squares… before they got all cracked.

Freshly started painting = NOT Square.

Machine-made, crappy art made to fill wall space needlessly = square.

Oh yeah! Well, there are more square things…

Little Poloroids of a bunch of dogs on a wall = not square. (but pretty dang cool!)

Print-off of this meme-thingy about blueberry muffins and chihuahuas = square!

Borg Llog = square. Yes it is.

Future cloud paintings = NOT square. That’s okay, though.

The lucite case for this REAL, AUTHENTIC hockey puck signed by Wayne Gretzky (FOR REALS!) = Square.

This pic from the internet of a signed Rod Carew baseball card = NOT square. (but rad.)

And speaking of squares, let’s get right to this week’s LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK!

This week is a REAL SQUARE… it’s Charles. (HA HA HA HA HA HA! Square charles… HA HA HA)

Charles is the winner.

Special apologies to people that thought they might be the LBROTW this week (Huey Lewis, Aunt Jo and Jason (again))… Don’t stop believin’, you too may be able to be the LBROTW next week. Or, some other time in the future. (These jams come out every week, so lots of chances I guess.)

As always, do something nice for someone today and have a very LOGGY WEEK! **

*This edition of the internationally acclaimed LLOG BLOG has been approved by the Logman Industries Approval Committee of America, Ltd, Intl.

**We are still legally obligated to say this.

LLOG BLOG #36.5: LMI New Gallery Sneak Peak!

“Photo of Clouds” LMI 2019

This week, the LMI LLOG BLOG TEAM is posting a MID-WEEK SPECIAL! This a sneak peak of some of the NEW ART WORK which will be in the NEW LOGMAN INDUSTRIES “CLOUDS & WATER TOWERS” GALLERY! YES! With any luck, you will be able to see this work exhibited in real time at multiple venues in the Pacific Northwest region and beyond this spring 2019!

All are oils. Larger ones (water towers) are on canvas or linen. Small ones (clouds) are on panels.

Sizes and pricing will be listed in new gallery. Stay tuned.

Until then, enjoy!

In one of the LMI Studios.

Another look behind the curtain!

Inspiration.

That’s the quick peak. LLOG BLOG #37 will be out on Sunday as usual. Check back in there for the cutting edge of art and culture news and, as usual, Have a LOGGY REST OF THE WEEK!**

*This edition of the internationally celebrated art E-magazine it APPROVED by the LMI Approval Society of America, Ltd.

**Legally obligated to say this.

LLOG BLOG #36: Arted in Public

Flava Flav. Public Enemy…so we are told.

Welcome to LLOG BLOG #36. 36 is a special number here at LOGMAN INDUSTRIES, so we are going to work to make this a very special edition of the LLOG BLOG.

The focus for this new edition of the LLOG BLOG is art out in public. Let’s have a look:

(Scribbley Blob). Artist: Unknown. Spray Paint. about 60” x 48.” 2019

I suppose that last one could be a Banksy. Who knows?

(Oh FRICK! This was on the wall at the Poly Clinic and I thought is was cool and well lit/displayed. However, I thought I could zoom into the tag to the lower right. It’s too blurry. Dang it!)

That’s too bad about not getting the artist info on that last one. We’ll try harder next time. It is important to note that most 2d art in public is poorly displayed and/or lit. We’ll get back to that later…

This next one is a good one!

“Labatt’s El Camino Snow Day” 2019. Plastic, steel, rubber, cardboard, and whoop-ass. 2019.

Though the artist is unknown on that last one, we are fairly certain it is a Canadian artist.

“Fake Flip-off Frog.” LMI. Computer laser pens on digital photo. 2019.

Seriously. That is a new low for effort-towards-art-making for LMI. Do better next time.

The next (2) paintings are also unfortunate examples.

These are (2) of (4) paintings on display in the hall of the 36th floor of the Seattle Municipal Tower (one of the Seattle City Light floors). Though SCL works with power… which brings light to around 2 million people in King County, they couldn’t be bothered with lighting these nice paintings properly. Let’s take a look:

“Best Sunny Day.” Margie Livingston. Oil on Canvas. About 42” x 60” (UGH. Poorly lit.)

“Dark with Blue Spotlight.” Margie Livingston. Oil on Canvas. About 42” x 60” (perhaps the title was predicting the shitty lighting job this painting would get from the SCL art hanging dept.)

This next one has natural lighting.

“Skull Fence.” Artist unknown. Spray paint on Fence. .. I don’t know… like 48” x 72”? (Looks like someone went ahead and trespassed.)

More…

“Fabs.” Artist Unknown. Spray paint under an overpass. (Nice shadow, frickin’ truck!)

Our LMI: Seattle Offices have noticed many of these utility boxes around the King County area getting professionally painted and/or decorated. However, we haven’t seen one like this until now…

Utility Box in SoDo District in Seattle, WA. Artist: Mary Iverson (we think). COOL!

… Pretty sweet, huh?

Though LMI does not promote competition in the workplace, LMI: Seattle: Public Art Division was going to try their hand in painting one of these public utility boxes by applying to the Ballard Utility Box Beautification Program. However, they missed the deadline and other people won.

One of the winners. Artist: Who cares.

Too bad. They probably could’ve done something frickin’ rad… like this:

“Utility Box Beautification Submission.” LMI. 2019. (too bad.)

Too Bad. Oh well.

Let’s do the LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK!

This week’s winner is Uncle Bob.

The winner is Uncle Bob.

That’s it. Have a wonderfully creative and friendly week! And, as always, have a LOGGY WEEK!***

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***Legally obligated to state this at the end of every edition of the LLOG BLOG.

LLOG BLOG #35: Circles

Natasha Lyonne. (See “Russian Doll.”)

Welcome to LLOG BLOG #35. This week, we focus on circles. Circles, and the shapes that surround circles. And we will throw in some ovals, too. Here we go…

Turntable. Circle.

Plate = circle. Eggs = ovals.

3A = circle-esque.

Terps Lid = circle.

The Top of this Lamb Mug = circle. (just believe us on this one.)

Pea Soup = circle.

Soft Ball = circle. (This ball was given to LMI 27 years ago and reads, “This ball went over the fence at the Bronx Zoo and a cape buffalo pissed on it. It’s a real ‘keepsake.’”

Eye = oval.

Wayne Gretzky signed puck = circle. (We really have this at one of our Los Angeles offices. And it’s certified real. Really real.)

Circles are everywhere and all the time! Enjoy them! And, if you see one that’s especially special, take a pic and send it to info@logmanindustries.com and we will get it to our LLOG BLOG READER’S PICTURE SUBMISSIONS DEPT (LBRPSD) for review. It might make it onto the LLOG BLOG! Totally awesome and outrageous!

Then you will be famous.

Speaking of famous… Don’t think for even one minute that we forgot your favorite part of the LLOG BLOG! Don’t you DARE.

Here is your LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK! YES!

This week’s LBROTW is Jason again.

Jason is the winner, again.

That’s it for now. Have a good time and be nice to people. And, as always, have a LOGGY WEEK!***

*The top of this log is relatively circular.

**This LLOG BLOG is approved and certified by the Logman Industries Approval Committee Intl.

*** We are still legally obligated to say this on every LLOG BLOG Edition.