Roddy Piper.
Okay.
Sorry it's been so long. Let's skip the small talk and get right back to business as usual.
LMI:Big Picture Division: Lincoln, NE started on the "Silo project..."
Somewhere in Nebraska.
Apparently, you can see three of these bad boys somewhere in the state of Nebraska currently.
(Logman Industries does not recommend any fact checking.)
(Logman industries also will not make any snarky jokes regarding US media outlets.)
Okay... then we should check in with the October people at LMI: New Orleans Offices... since you missed the big event...
Texas Chainsaw or Halloween... I really don't know
The NO: LMI Department actually finished construction of 30 ft androids of these exact Log Characters...
The MONSTER of Frankenstein. (get off my frickin back, horror purists)
Freddy... oh, Freddy.
Apparently, things went very wrong when the 30 ft tall androids started getting out of hand crashing into buildings and creating poor air-quality alerts all throughout the region.
Jason, Jason, Get the Basin. Plop. Forget it, get the mop.
Apparently nobody was hurt besides the over 19 people that suffered death from the incomprehensible amount of "Dad Jokes" in the greater area since. The androids have now been decommissioned are stored in an UNBELIEVABLY huge warehouse somewhere in the DC area where they will be cataloged by the US government. It is reported, however, that they "belong in a museum."
NEXT.
In your house?
That takes care of Thanksgiving and that brings us to the real reason that everyone is checking us out this week... THE NEW MOON BOOT LINE FROM LOGMAN INDUSTRIES!!! HERE IT IS...very, very crappily photographed...
"Full-On Moon Booter." 2016.
Oh WOW...
"Psyched Moon Boot." 2016
The critics were beside themselves for this release... believe me....
"Moon Boot Lights." 2016
Holy CRAP. That was awesome. Well, at least you can get your holiday moon boot cards from LMI in the next 2 weeks... just a bit too late to get them to anyone before New Years. But, ya know what? Frick it! send one anyway because...
... A double rainbow can happen anythime (but is really hard to photograph.)
Last note:
Log.
Be nice to everyone you meet ever and go out and do something cool this week and it if you think of it, take a pic and send it to LMI. We will get it up on the LLOG BLOG.
Catch us next week and please have a LOGGY WEEK!*
(Check for LLOG BLOG every Thursday, unless you are in New Zealand... then look for it on Fridays)
*We are required to say this.
This pic was supposed to be way smaller, but the Squarespace wouldn't let us "edit" it.