Ray Bolger
YES! You've returned! Even after what happened last week. Well, Thanks! And let's just get started. First, check this out!
Busy at the LMI:Portland, ME Studios.
Yes, the word on the street is that LMI:USA will be soon joining forces with some of our overseas offices and departments to exhibit some of the studio output from the last year. Cool, huh?
In other news, Check this out:
Evidence: Fuck you, Centurylink.
That's the UPS store officially sending the old router from out South Seattle Offices back. We also have the tracking number. Happy Holidays, Centurylink.*
*Centurylink is not a sponsor of Llog Blog, but is the sponsor of this picture:
Centurylink: Terrifyingly clownable.
In other breaking LMI news this week, we had to release three apprentices from our LMI:Chicago, IL: Precision Lines & Shapes Dept for mistaking this poster for "rules of the office:"
Just a funny poster, dude.
Oops for them. It's okay. Within 24 hours, we had replaced them. No problem. and Happy Holidays to them. (both the fired ones and the new ones.)
BETTER NEWS! LMI: Internets & Technology Division is proud to announce a NEW GALLERY and added work to selected gallery's on the LOGMANINDUSTRIES.COM Official Website. Take a spin and see what's new... like this one:
Just a detail of the "Blue Log."
Did you hear about this?!:
Signed prints: Free! Plastic sleeves: Free!
YES! the next 100 orders from Logman Industries will receive a FREE SIGNED, STAMPED, AND CERTIFIED "APPROVED" Logman print.
LMI: Commerce Division is working on making shopping on the site live this week. Keep checking in. Also:
New Moon Boot Series of Greeting Cards
The NEW MOON BOOT SERIES of Greeting Cards will be ready to order just in time for the holidays to be over. Rad.
Buy stuff. Don't buy stuff. Here at Logman Industries, we honestly don't give a flying rat's ass.
BAD NEWS: Somebody tagged our parking area at our LMI: Los Angeles, CA Studios:
Oh That's just Billy practicing his ABC's again.
GOOD NEWS: The vandal was caught and immediately hired by the LMI: Typography and Lettering Dept (San Diego, CA).
And there's always parking now in the late morning.
Whatevs, let's get out of the "inside baseball" of the business. Enjoy this for a second:
Talks and shakes when plugged in.
Nobody at LMI: Athens, GA offices had the good sense to buy this. LMI: Atlanta: Animatronic Holiday Sculpture Department is really pissed.
Here are Three Logs from three LMI offices:
Log #1: Paris
Log #2: Tokyo
Log #3: NYC
Whatever, we did our job, now you go do yours.
Be sure to check out the new work on the site, check us out on Instagram (Logmanindustries) and Twitter (@logmanstudios) and have a very, very,
very Loggy week.* YES! (thumbs up; mustache man)
*We are required by LMI Intl, Ltd. to say this each week.
Do Logs Dream About Moon Boots?